I think it all depends on what his name is. what you are really looking for though, is something that gives him purpose. And afterall, what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs that is being shot out of a cannon? SAM. So If his name was art, just put him in a storefront window. If his name is bob, throw him in a pool. If his name was skip, tie him behind a car. If his name was phil, throw him in a hole. If his name was matt, put him in front of the door. If his name was sandy, throw him on a beach. If his name was frank, get him a BBQ. If his name was Stu, put him in your hot tub. If his name is jack, stick him under your car. Of course there is just one more question. If his name really is Art, and I suspect that it probably is, before you put him in the storefront window, make sure that he didn't shoot off his tounge in a hunting accident as well, or else he would be tasteless art.My uncle accidentally shot off all his limbs in a hunting accident.?
well i would get uncle buck the collectible dolls called the weeble wobbles, maybe then he wouldn't feel alone in his demise.
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GLOVES AND SOME HIKING BOOTS
A PIANO ?
A TYPEWRITER ?
SOCKS ?
A BICYCLE ?
A GUITAR ?
NAIL CLIPPERS ?
A book about gun safety.
All of his limbs eh.... is your uncle a tree? No worries... he will grow some more.
Yeah, right...
a car and a swimming pool
All of his limbs?......On accident? Definitely don't buy him a gun!
get him a snickers
a foto taken in better days
Get him a new nephew that isn't a complete tool.
Finish him off.
a yoyo...
Go play in traffic, okay
A bigger gun
A soft blanket to lay on.
Dynamite and a match
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