Can you avoid hunting accidents with a bow ?

I was trying out my new Rainbow with ultrashort laser-beam delivery last night and let me tell you what a weapon it is.


This instrument's arrangement of mirrors and articulated joints means scientists can shine a beam into one end and, no matter where the arm swings around in space, the beam emits from the other end.





so anyway Penfold my buddy got hit and isn't the same since.


We tried to get him into a mental health facility, after preventing him fro jumping into the abyss with his sqeeky Jesus toy clutched firmly in his fist. I am very concerned about his where abouts, and suppose to tell him he can count on his family's support.





put the dogdarned arrows back into the quivering quiver-bag.


Call us Penfold!!!!Can you avoid hunting accidents with a bow ?
Maniac! you could have knocked me halfway to Kpax with that jumble of cereal boxes and tin foil. Give up on the damn thing and make yourself a hat for wearing under power lines.


Anyway I do appreciate your concern but as you can see I am fine. I have just been a bit busy taking care of some important personal business. Hi Cinnamon I was just thinking of you.





Kevin where have you been? Check out tylers contacts for a list of people to avoid.Can you avoid hunting accidents with a bow ?
Well the first rule with any firearm, bow, or slingshot is don't point it anything you don't want to kill. As long as you do that on simple thing, noone will get hurt. Also it helps if ur not crazy and as a rule I would say don't hunt with crazy people!
As is clearly stated in the Rainbow instruction manual (page 17....paragraph 11), accidents of the type you mentioned can be avoided by adaquately saturating your Prada sneakers with equal parts calves' urine and distilled Metaxa (undiluted).





Of course, almost all ';qualified'; hunters are aware of this. Your mention of your friend's squeaky Jesus toy suggests that your leanings are toward conservatism..... and therefore (as was made painfully evident in a similar occurance you may recall), it would greatly behoove you to practice any and all precautionary measures before attempting any form of this sport. Hopefully, your friend will make a full and timely recovery. If not, you may suffer years of agonizing guilt. O.K. then, have a nice day.
When armed with a Rainbow, it is imperative to remember that one not inadvertently cause the demise of the world. That articulated arm swings both ways, compadre.
That has to be the most random thing I have ever heard.
no, hunting accidents are natures way of controlling the drunken-hunter population